Anonymous asked: just another funky message about sex.
youngstero: “man this beach is fucking crowded” - Waldo
Anonymous asked: Uhkay so I see that you are getting all these funky messages about sex, so we don't need that. Rather, focus pleasie on Altamaha- ha. I know that there is a small breeding population of these beautiful rare water monsters who anually migrate up Georgia's coastal waterways. Please, they are so much more important than sexuality.
cadillacula: me: wow i like this person a lot me: i should talk to this person me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it me: types out message me: gets nervous me: exits page me: floats away from computer me: drifts out window me: is lifted up into space me: orbits around earth me: is incinerated by the sun
Anonymous asked: i want to fuck you so hard like you've never been fucked before
Anonymous asked: If only you were a few years older</3
am i king of the anons tonight or what
Anonymous asked: Good luck with that beautiful. You'll get some soon, I mean half of your followers think you're attractive and want to fuck you (Including me.)
Anonymous asked: I wish my mom prepared my toothbrush for me. Do you do your own laundry? Aw and you changed the information on your blog! I'll always remember you "king a the virgins".
Anonymous asked: Which side of the bed do you get up from in the mornings?
Anonymous asked: You're shopping at a clothes store and notice that a few shirts have fallen off their hangers and onto the floor. Do you pick it up and fix it or pretend you didn't see it and walk away?
Anonymous asked: why do all of your followers want to fuck you?
Anonymous asked: Toothpaste: do you squeeze from the bottom or from the top?
Anonymous asked: When you go to the movies with someone, who gets the middle arm rest?
Anonymous asked: When you take a shower, what is the first body part that you wash?
richwhitelesbian: I hope Rick Santorum goes to a show but he doesn’t know who the opening band is but he wants to fit in so he’s sort of mumbling along and bobbing his head but then a quiet part comes and he doesn’t expect it and he keeps making weird noises that sort of fit with the song but sound odd without the music and everyone looks at him and laughs
Anonymous asked: WHICH KID SHOULD I COSPLAY. answer me oh great leader.
Anonymous asked: this virginity thing is going to have to change. and soon.
Anonymous asked: What is homestuck?
Anonymous asked: YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BOOBIES?! in real life.
Anonymous asked: Tits. 34C vs. 40DD?
Anonymous asked: I have a question! I am writing a story and I am not sure where to take it... Okay so my lesbian character is in a first time situation. Her partner doesn't know this is her first time and they both have a dominant personality. I'm wondering if I should play this as two doms fighting for control or all first time sweetness...
Anonymous asked: What are your religious views?
Anonymous asked: Who's your favourite Troll? forever homestuck ;______;
Anonymous asked: What's your favourite band?
Anonymous asked: What high school did you go to?
send me actual questions →
Anonymous asked: u horny bro? wanna fuck?
Anonymous asked: There were plants And birdsAnd Rocks and Things
Anonymous asked: He was a boy She was a girlCan I make it more obvious? Sk8r Boi
i need to get laid damn
Anonymous asked: You have a face...
Anonymous asked: I herd yew liek... ch4rmand3rz?
Anonymous asked: miz grayface still wants to have children with you. except the children will be cats yes ok :')
Anonymous asked: How many blogs dont you follow?
Anonymous asked: How many blogs do you follow?
Anonymous asked: i heard u liek anons... I CAN BE ANON TOO!! yayyyyyy :3 ps- u r kind of awesome, have a nice day
Anonymous asked: # of siblings?
Anonymous asked: thank you for the compliment. Now I guess I must ask a question or make a statement that I generally would not say off anon
Anonymous asked: lol for a person who likes annons an awful lot, you seem to "miss" a lot of em...
Anonymous asked: guess what. you ignored my annon about how youre pretty lame when it comes to annons. often times, people say something funny, or say how much they like you, and its either "omgzzz why dont i know you irl?!" or "whats is going on...?". both of which are annoying.