February 2012
January 2012
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FACT: Asexuals are the sole living descendants of...
factsaboutqueers:
The human shape is just a disguise to allow them to more easily hunt and devour cakes, their only prey.
Anonymous asked: How big is your penis
TMI Tuesday. No seriously. I'll answer anything. →
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we were getting derivatives in latin today and one of the words was recte and the teacher asked if anyone knew any for it, and this one kind of awkward quiet kid yelled out “ERECTION!!”
spoiler, i yelled erection in latin class today
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does anyone want a valentines day card?? if so,... →
blehhhhhhh i think im getting sick. idk what the fuck with, but it was probably from something i ate this weekend. pooooop. i was just getting over my cold too. oh well, extra sleep, ice cream, and loads of blankets isnt all bad. pneumonia is.
i have two faygo´s and a bag of combos homestuck what have you done to me
Valentine Application
babyminaj:
are you alive
do you like mozzarella sticks
my first block teacher keeps trying to exorcise the tv this is seriously the best class ever
i was just scrolling down my dash and saw a post saying go away, in crescendoing letters. my reaction (mind you this is on very little sleep and a slight fever of the head) was to vapidly scroll up whilst sscreaming to myself.
i am great.
A haiku about Bill Cosby
wickedpedia:
zip zip pudding pops
frozen pudding sweater pop
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