Anonymous asked: BEARD BUDDY LIKES BEING COMPARED TO DRAGONS! YES!! QUESTION TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD!?
sysx757 asked: I need a beard buddy on tumblr =(
Anonymous asked: Would you mosh with me? :3
Anonymous asked: Do you know what a rotting animal smells like? I do...
ask me creepy, sexual, random, personal... →
Got un-ip-banned from the network. Now there’s a bunch of police officer looking people complaining at the front desk about the internet speed, while I’m grabbing almost 2.5 Mb/s. DEAL WITH IT /fuck the police /coolface
Pretending to be in Doctor Who
chipsandcustard: me: parents:
Pretty sure the hotel just ip banned my laptop for torrenting so much. THE HOTEL CAN’T HANDLE ME
Anonymous asked: You have no idea how weirdly happy it makes me to see that you still sign off with love and boners, as I am the one with the aforementioned lady boner. It makes my day about 150% less sucktastic whenever I see it. Keep on bonin', good sir. Love (and still boners), Anon
On ipood Cannot answer questions privately. Will answer tomorrow. Posting lots more Memes n shit soon So sit tight. BANANA HELICOPTER AWAAAAAAY seriously do not know why I felt the urge to type that. It is staying. Love and boners, David.
Anonymous asked: i'd suck you dry
Anonymous asked: Fort person was male, so devils threesome I guess =b
Anonymous asked: Invite fort person over, then we can all have snacks and sex in the fort. I've done that once. It was amazing. :] Tell fort person I love them.
Anonymous asked: Lots of video games... then sex, lots of that... Then maybe sex while playing video games? That is a total possibility. I've always wanted to try that. Then a nap, when we wake up, there will be more sex. (We'll cover all the bases, if you know what I mean.) And then snacking if you have snacks in your room... sex works up an appetite. Maybe we could eat snacks of each other!
Anonymous asked: I would sit there awkwardly with you. After a brief introduction, I would either play video games with you if you have a console, or build an awesome fort.
Anonymous asked: Anyyyyyyyyyyything you wanted me to ;)
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
REBLOG if you want your followers to anonymously...
Oh my shit. This will be sexcellent.
I think one of the greatest feelings in the world is when you make a risque text post, expecting to lose followers, and one mysteriously gains two. UPDATE: My dad is snoring so funking loud. UPDATE: Still haplessly horny. UPDATE: I’m reading One Piece to stave off the above UPDATE: Due to complimentary caffeinated coffee these may continue for a while UPDATE: No more updates for now.
bloodforthedowntrodden-deactiva asked: are you an Aussie?
I think horny me is just about as irresponsible as drunk me. I think I just followed 40 porn blogs. I’m so going to regret this later. I need to get laid. Really. Badly. I’d love to fap, but my parents are but 10 feet from me; asleep. soon.