*log into facebook*
everyone: omq 2012 b gud 2 meh plz plz plz
waiting for my father to get home so I can finally apply to colleges yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
africans: yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
I had some really awful hallucinations last night. Like just awful stuff. Tums and Advil will FUCK YOU UP. Don’t do drugs, kids.
montane replied to your photo: I have tang it’s magically fucking delicious oh… POST PICTURES OF MY ENVELOPE SILLY. THEY’RE SPARKLY STICKERS THEY DESERVE TO BE SHARED AMERICA!